Hallmark’s most ABSURD plot ever | Private Princess Christmas
Head’s up: this Hallmark movie is literally insane. I couldn’t BELIEVE this is an actual movie!!!! Grab a seat and get cozy because today I’m doing a film recap of Private Princess Christmas. Despite being a Hallmark romantic movie, this one has a plot that’s so bad it’s actually hilarious, making it a perfect Christmas movie to watch and scream at your screen.
We get royal goats, bad chemistry and a plot that even ChatGPT wouldn’t write. Enjoy!!
Private Princess Christmas
IMDb synopsis: “Princess Violet of Wingravia must complete a tough leadership boot camp in Colorado or risk losing her throne to her uncle.”
What’s frustrating is there were loads of interesting plots they could have gone with, but instead chose one of the most bizarre plots I’ve ever seen. Needless to say, this movie makes no sense but you’ve been warned!
If you want another bad Christmas movie with more terrible fake accents, check out Christmas in the Highlands! Or if you fancy a bad movie with a weird Santa plot, you have to watch My Santa.
Don’t forget to download my free Hallmark bingo cards for your next watch-along! I’ve made a few different variations (Christmas, Valentines Day, etc) depending on what kind of Hallmark movie you’re watching.