About
Hey! I’m Alanna, and I recap and review Hallmark movies – not because they’re good, but because they’re gloriously bad. If you love a bad movie night (or even host one with your friends) you’re in the right place.
I create funny Hallmark movie recaps that lovingly roast the clichés we’ve all come to expect: small-town bakeries, magical snowstorms, awkward miscommunications, and of course, the big-city woman who learns the true meaning of Christmas thanks to a flannel-wearing carpenter with a tragic backstory.
This isn’t the place for sincere Hallmark movie reviews. This is for the people who watch ironically, laugh at the tropes, and still somehow get emotionally invested by the end. Whether it’s a Christmas romance, a royal wedding, or an autumn county fair love story, I’m here to break down every ridiculous plot twist with snark, love, and a lot of fake snow.
If you enjoy hilarious Hallmark commentary, funny movie reactions, and a cozy-but-chaotic vibe, welcome home.
Alanna x